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Flatulence and Turbulence

Posted on February 19, 2018 by twitmericks

A plane was diverted one night/ When passengers started to fight;/ The turbulence started/ When one of them farted,/ So wind problems grounded the flight./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 A plane was diverted one nightWhen passengers started to fight;The turbulence startedWhen one of … Continue reading →

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When You Gotta Go – You Gotta Go!

Posted on April 28, 2017 by twitmericks

A passenger thrown off a jet/ Was possibly made to regret/ That feeling a need/ He went off and peed/ Instead of just sit and get wet./// http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/columnists/jim-stingl/2017/04/26/stingl-need-pee-gets-man-kicked-off-delta-flight-milwaukee/100885528/ A passenger thrown off a jetWas possibly made to regretThat feeling a … Continue reading →

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