Tag Archives: police

Keys to the Stadium? Copper Mislaid ’em.

Posted on July 30, 2012 by twitmericks

The Wemberley stadium keys/ Were lost by some dopy PCs/ The locks got replaced/ But it’s rather a waste/ And is causing official unease. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/30/olympic-policing-own-goal-wembley?newsfeed=true

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A Fair Cop?

Posted on July 19, 2012 by twitmericks

The trial of a TSG copper/ Has found he did nothing improper/ It could cause a storm/ The geezer’s got form/ And may yet in time come a cropper. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9404721/Ian-Tomlinson-what-jury-didnt-know-about-Pc-Simon-Harwood.html

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Mark the Nark

Posted on February 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a protester named Mark/It later emerged was a nark/And while undercover/He took the odd lover/While keeping them all in the dark. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9055209/Undercover-police-not-banned-from-sleeping-with-targets.html

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Smoking Gun

Posted on November 19, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Duggan of Tottenham whose shooting/Caused violent riots & looting/Had no gun when he died/So Met police lied/& somebody needs prosecuting.

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Nothing But the Truth?

Posted on October 20, 2011 by twitmericks

It’s one thing to go undercover/& take a protester as lover/For a cop to resort/To a false name in court/& perjure himself’s quite another. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/oct/19/police-undercover-officers-court-perjury-claim?newsfeed=true

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Constables: “Hey, Wayne!”

Posted on October 7, 2011 by twitmericks

Wayne Rooney’s dad, also Wayne/May have a few bets to explain/He’s under suspicion/By the Gambling Commission/Of fixing in matches for gain. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/06/rooney-father-held-in-betting-probe-115875-23471070/

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Sunday July 17, 2011

Posted on July 17, 2011 by twitmericks

A Chief of Police known as Paul/Is the latest top figure to fall/But tho he resigned/The copper swore blind/He knew nothing about it at all. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Metropolitan-Police-Commissioner-Sir-Paul-Stephenson-Resigns-Amid-Phone-Hacking-Inquiry/Article/200812316032138?lpos=Home_Top_Stories_Header_0&lid=ARTICLE_16032138_Metropolitan_Police_Commissioner_Sir_Paul_Stephenson_Resigns_Amid_Phone_Hacking_Inquiry

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