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And He Would Ride 500 Miles…

A cyclist began in Shandong/ A journey 1000 miles long/ Although with persistence/ He did half the distance,/ Alas, the direction was wrong. A cyclist began in ShandongA journey 1000 miles longAlthough with persistenceHe did half the distance,Alas, the direction … Continue reading

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Trump is a Massive Cock

A Chinese purveyor of shlock/ Denies he intended to mock/ The POTUS-elect/ With his large erect/ Inflatable yellow-haired cock./// http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/13/chinese-factory-selling-rooster-balloon-that-looks-exactly-like-donald-trump-denies-its-supposed-to-be-donald-trump-n2271095 A Chinese purveyor of shlockDenies he intended to mockThe POTUS-electWith his large erectInflatable yellow-haired cock. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading

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