Tag Archives: Theresa May

G4S, What a Mess

Posted on July 12, 2012 by twitmericks

Security firm G4S/ Shamefacedly had to confess/ They just can’t get the staff/ And so on their behalf/ The army must clear up the mess. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18813729

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Heathrow Go-slow

Posted on May 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a long queue at Heathrow/ Whose speed is so painfully slow/ By the time you arrive/ Into Terminal 5/ You discover it’s now time to go. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/01/heathrow-queues-what-to-do?newsfeed=true

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Bored and Border

Posted on November 15, 2011 by twitmericks

The fellow who ran UK borders/Whose sudden departure so floored us/Says tho he resigned/As he was undermined/He was in fact following orders. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/nov/15/brodie-clark-theresa-may-reputation?newsfeed=true NB: Brodie Clark is an anagram of I lack border, but don’t hold that against him!

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May be in Trouble?

Posted on November 9, 2011 by twitmericks

The Home Secretary, Theresa/Is having a row with a geezer/She says Brodie Clark/Kept her in the dark/But he says he tried hard to please ‘er. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-24007663-border-chief-brodie-clark-quits-as-pressure-mounts-on-theresa-may.do

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Twit Tweets

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Chris #Huhne MP’s feeling the heat/For he sent a DM as a tweet/Dishing dirt on Theresa/He’ll have to appease ‘er/& also placate Downing St. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8816577/Chris-Huhne-apologises-to-Theresa-May-over-newspaper-tip-off.html Shame it’s not possible to work in the whole story, which is priceless. Huhne mistakenly … Continue reading →

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Cat Among the Pigeons

Posted on October 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Theresa May has backtracked/On attacking the Human Rights Act/The case of the moggy/Has gone a bit foggy/It seems she made up the main fact. http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/factcheck-theresa-may-caught-catnapping-on-the-job/8064

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