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Without foundation

Posted on December 18, 2018 by twitmericks

A man of the utmost vulgarity/ Decided to close down the charity/ He used, it is plain,/ To fund his campaign -/ A serious irregularity./// A man of the utmost vulgarityDecided to close down the charityHe used, it is plain,To … Continue reading →

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Taking the mick

Posted on December 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow of insight named Mick/ Is POTUS’s Chief of Staff pick/ Despite his reflection/ Before the election/ That Trump is an absolute dick./// A fellow of insight named MickIs POTUS's Chief of Staff pickDespite his reflectionBefore the electionThat Trump … Continue reading →

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Gohen down

Posted on December 15, 2018 by twitmericks

“I paid the hush money”, said Cohen,/ “With Donald, my client’s full knohen”;/ So if it’s a crime,/ Who else should do time?/ The pressure on Trump keeps on grohen./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/14/donald-trump-knew-hush-money-was-wrong-says-cohen "I paid the hush money", said Cohen,"With Donald, my … Continue reading →

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Off the wall

Posted on December 11, 2018 by twitmericks

When Trump met Pelosi and Schumer,/ It put him in rather bad humour./ On hearing his wall/ Had no chance at all,/ He turned a deep shade of satsuma./// When Trump met Pelosi and Schumer,It put him in rather bad … Continue reading →

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Fowl move

Posted on November 23, 2018 by twitmericks

The man at America’s head/ This year for Thanksgiving Day said:/ ‘Although it sounds quirky,/ Let’s move on from Turkey – / I’m pardoning Saudi instead’. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/20/trump-pardons-thanksgiving-turkeys The man at America's headThis year for Thanksgiving Day said:'Although it sounds quirky,Forget … Continue reading →

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For a few dollars less…

Posted on November 22, 2018 by twitmericks

I’ll stand by the Saudis, said Trump,/ Their critics can go take a jump -/ Who cares who they’re slaying/ So long as we’re paying/ A few dollars less at the pump./// I'll stand by the Saudis, said Trump,Their critics … Continue reading →

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Turning a deaf ear

Posted on November 19, 2018 by twitmericks

The POTUS, he says, hasn’t heard a/ Recording depicting a murder/ And leaps to defend/ His bloodthirsty friend/ In terms that get ever absurder./// The POTUS, he says, hasn't heard aRecording depicting a murderAnd leaps to defendHis bloodthirsty friendIn terms … Continue reading →

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Fair weather friend

Posted on November 11, 2018 by twitmericks

Remembering those who were slain/ And promising never again/ Brings leaders together/ Whatever the weather -/ But not Donald Trump if it’s rain./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46168995 Remembering those who were slain And promising never againBrings leaders togetherWhatever the weather –But not Donald … Continue reading →

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Sessions out

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/ Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/ And named a politicker/ Named Matthew Whitaker/ To help cover up his transgressions./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general The White House has fired Jeff SessionsWho wouldn't support Trump's suppressions,And named a politickerNamed … Continue reading →

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Red and Dead

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/ With voters electing a red,/ The pimp Dennis Hof,/ Not being put off/ By his being certified dead./// Nevada's state vote went aheadWith voters electing a red,The pimp Dennis Hof,Not being put offBy his being … Continue reading →

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