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2014 in Review 4 – Funny Old World

Posted on December 31, 2014 by twitmericks

To finish my limerick review of the year, here are a few of the weird and wacky stories that made me laugh at some point. If there’s a common thread running through them, I guess it’s sex. Links follow to remind … Continue reading →

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Three Times a Lady?

Posted on September 24, 2014 by twitmericks

A Florida woman professed/ To have a third boob on her chest/ But is the said mammary/ Merely flim-flammery?/ Time that she made a clean breast./// http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/tampa-woman-says-she-has-three-breasts-despite-evidence-to-the-contrary/2199074 A Florida woman professedTo have a third boob on her chestBut is the … Continue reading →

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Sink Estate

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

A warning to cars vans and trucks/ If near to High Wycombe in Bucks/ Altho it sounds weird/ A sinkhole’s appeared/ That really quite literally sucks. ///http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/02/sinkhole-swallows-family-car_n_4714192.html?utm_hp_ref=uk A warning to cars vans and trucksIf near to High Wycombe in BucksAltho … Continue reading →

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Virgin’ on the Ridiculous

Posted on January 6, 2014 by twitmericks

A man who was naked and keen/ Got stuck in a washing-machine/ Some best extra virgin/ Soon saw him emergin’/ Well-oiled but impeccably clean. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/06/rescuers-use-olive-oil-to-extract-naked-man-from-washing-machine https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420210634429448192

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A Woman With Balls

Posted on December 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A woman from Melbourne, Australia/ Does knitting with her genitalia/ She’ll sit in the buff/ & make a nice muff/ (Or such woolly paraphernalia)./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/casey-jenkins-vagina-knitting-woman-2864626 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/407550539237318656

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