Monthly Archives: November 2012

Naming No Names

Posted on November 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old paedophile Tory/ Who was going to be in a story/  On Newsnight last night/ Until they took fright/ So you may as well watch Balamory. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9652824/BBCs-Newsnight-airs-claims-of-child-abuse-against-leading-Tory-politician.html

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McShane in Pain

Posted on November 3, 2012 by twitmericks

A Labour MP named McShane/ Has decided he cannot remain/ A report by MPs/ Found him guilty of sleaze/ (Though he swears not for personal gain!) ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/02/denis-macshane-resigns-expenses

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Trick or Coke?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by twitmericks

A party of children in Oldham/ Did as authorities toldham/ When drugs & not sweets/ Were given as treats/ The kids neither took ’em nor soldham. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392

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FCO puts Tax into Taxidermy

Posted on November 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old 20ft snake/ That the FCO found it would take/ 10 grand to repair/ But stuff it! Why care – / When our national pride is at stake? ///http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2226415/Foreign-Office-cuts-Get-stuffed-William-Hague-spends-10-000-refurbishing-20-foot-anaconda-called-Albert.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Free Vaxevanis, Jail Taxevedas!

Posted on November 1, 2012 by twitmericks

A magazine journo in Greece/ Was nicked by the Athens police/ For publishing facts/ On avoiders of tax/ Let us hope for his speedy release. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/01/greek-lagarde-list-publisher-court

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The MPs are Revolting!

Posted on November 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There were some revolting MPs/ Who voted to cut & not freeze/ A budget in Brussels/ So flexing their muscles/ Without bringing Dave to his knees. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ebda7ca6-2391-11e2-bb86-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2Av8RgOyM

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