Monthly Archives: November 2013

Blatter in Qatar

Posted on November 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter/Declared of the World Cup in Qatar:/Your June is too hot,/December is not./On balance I favour the latter./// http://www.arabianbusiness.com/qatar-wc-2022-should-be-played-in-nov-dec-says-blatter-525633.html The FIFA head honcho Sepp BlatterDeclared of the World Cup in Qatar:Your June is too hot,December … Continue reading →

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Trans Bans

Posted on November 7, 2013 by twitmericks

The one type of fat they call transIs that which the FDA bansIt doesn’t seem fairThey never would dareIf it was called woman’s or man’s! ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24856146 The one type of fat they call transIs that which the FDA bansIt doesn't … Continue reading →

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A Bigger Splash

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

Research into how people piss/ Is summarised roughly like this:/ The distance and angle/ Of genital dangle/ Account for why men often miss. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279 Research into how people pissIs summarised roughly like this:The distance and angleOf genital dangleAccount for why … Continue reading →

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Wrekin Havoc

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The Tory MP for the Wrekin/ Was secretly videoed speakin’/ Of how his name seals/ Albanian deals/ And just how much cash he was seekin’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24827405 The Tory MP for the WrekinWas secretly videoed speakin'Of how his name sealsAlbanian dealsAnd … Continue reading →

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Crack Backtrack

Posted on November 5, 2013 by twitmericks

The Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford/Admits when he got a bit bored/He may have smoked crack/A year or so back/(More details as soon as he’s scored). ///http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-councillors/article15263319/ The Mayor of Toronto Rob FordAdmits when he got a bit boredHe may … Continue reading →

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Artsy-Fartsy Nazis

Posted on November 5, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a reclusive Bavarian/ Named Gurlitt, an octogenarian/ Who hid lots of art/ That was nicked in the start/ By a murderous totalitarian. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24818541 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/397701499976822784

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Morsi’s Law Suit

Posted on November 4, 2013 by twitmericks

Not far from the banks of the Nile/A highly political trial/Got into dispute/About Morsi’s suit/(The wearing kind, not one you file)./// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/cb179ba4-4521-11e3-997c-00144feabdc0.html Not far from the banks of the NileA highly political trialGot into disputeAbout Morsi's suit(The wearing kind, not … Continue reading →

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Howdy Saudi

Posted on November 4, 2013 by twitmericks

John Kerry is visiting Saudi/Essentially just to say howdy/And mull with the King/The old Arab Spring/And how not to let it get rowdy./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24799662 John Kerry is visiting SaudiEssentially just to say howdyAnd mull with the KingThe old Arab SpringAnd … Continue reading →

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Flaming Pharaoh

Posted on November 3, 2013 by twitmericks

When Tutankhamun sadly died/ Embalmers rubbed oil on his hide./ But mummification/ Turned into cremation/ As Tut’s entombed body got fried./// http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/spontaneous-combustion-of-tutankhamuns-mummy.22585023 When Tutankhamun sadly diedEmbalmers rubbed oil on his hide.But mummificationTurned into cremationAs Tut's entombed body got fried. — … Continue reading →

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Don’t Make Me Laugh

Posted on November 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A prominent comic, Egyptian/ Got top bosses in a conniption/ As leaders found Bassem/ Too ready to sass ’em -/ A satirist’s core job description! ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24784181 A prominent comic, EgyptianGot top bosses in a conniptionAs leaders found BassemToo ready to … Continue reading →

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