Monthly Archives: March 2014

Improper Copper

Posted on March 7, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a Met police copper/ Who did something rather improper/ To public abhorrence He spied on Ms Lawrence – The latest policing jaw-dropper. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/06/stephen-lawrence-theresa-may-inquiry-police There once was a Met police copperWho did something rather improper& spied on Ma … Continue reading →

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No Sanctions Please, We’re British

Posted on March 4, 2014 by twitmericks

A paper drawn up for discussions/ Has warned of severe repercussions:/ If Britain is rash/ We may lose the cash/ Invested by plutocrat Russians. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/03/uk-seeks-russia-harm-city-london-document A paper drawn up for discussionsHas warned of severe repercussions:If Britain is rashWe may lose … Continue reading →

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No Biffs, No Butts

Posted on March 2, 2014 by twitmericks

When Pardew was sent to the stand& made to pay 1 hundred grandHe said I am guttedI shouldn’t have buttedIn future I’ll just use my hand. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/hull-1-newcastle-4-alan-pardew-issued-100000-fine-and-given-formal-warning-by-club-after-astonishing-clash-with-david-meyler-9162628.html When Pardew was sent to the stand& made to pay 1 hundred grandHe … Continue reading →

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Crimea River

Posted on March 1, 2014 by twitmericks

A fellow named Vladimir Putin/And folks in Ukraine are disputin’/The fate of Crimea/But Russia’s idea/Of arguing might involve shootin’./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/01/crimea-crisis-threat-russian-intervention-ukraine-mounts A fellow named Vladimir PutinAnd folks in #Ukraine are disputin'The fate of #Crimea But Russia's ideaOf arguing might involve shootin'. … Continue reading →

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Skewer Cure

Posted on March 1, 2014 by twitmericks

In Egypt the generals keep tabs/On HIV using kebabs./A chap from the army/Says though it sounds barmy/It’s cheaper than treatment with jabs. ///http://www.cairoscene.com/ViewArticle.aspx?AId=2526 In Egypt the generals keep tabsOn HIV using kebabs.A chap from the armySays though it sounds barmyIt's … Continue reading →

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