Monthly Archives: October 2014

Bad Breeding

Posted on October 6, 2014 by twitmericks

A zoo had two captive hyenas/ In theory from Mars and from Venus/ But efforts to breed/ Were not to succeed/ As each, it transpired, had a penis./// http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-awkward-reason-why-a-zoo-couldnt-breed-two-hyenas–eJUXp8JqBe A zoo had two captive hyenasIn theory from Mars and from … Continue reading →

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The Battle of the Number Plate

Posted on October 4, 2014 by twitmericks

The cast and the crew of Top Gear/ Have fled Argentina in fear/ A Falklands-themed plate/ Made locals irate/ So Clarkson was out on his ear./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/03/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-argentina-number-plate_n_5926026.html The cast and the crew of Top GearHave fled Argentina in fearA Falklands-themed plateMade … Continue reading →

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Courting Controversy

Posted on October 3, 2014 by twitmericks

Conservative minister Grayling/ Says liberal justice is failing,/ The ECHR/ Is going too far,/ And let’s bring back death by impaling./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/tories-plan-uk-withdrawal-european-convention-on-human-rights Conservative minister #GraylingSays liberal justice is failing,The #ECHRIs going too far,And let's bring back death by impaling. — Mick … Continue reading →

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Stiffin’ Griffin

Posted on October 2, 2014 by twitmericks

A BNP former big hitter/ Was kicked out for being a splitter/ They gave him the flick/ So now poor old Nick/ Is not only racist, he’s bitter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29453341 A BNP former big hitterWas kicked out for being a splitterThey … Continue reading →

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Checking the Pigeonholes

Posted on October 1, 2014 by twitmericks

In China, a land in the East,/ Some 10,000 doves were policed./ Security checked ’em,/ Inspecting each rectum,/ Before they were safely released./// http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/reports-of-beijings-cavity-search-of-10000-doves-ruffle-feathers-in-china/article20873756/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/517331518025261056

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