Cheesy Crime

A thief who was sentenced to fester/

Made one mistake, said his arrester:/

What gave him away/

Was some DNA/

He left on a lump of red Leicester.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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