It’s The Way You Vellum

Posted on October 15, 2019 by twitmericks

When Queens read proposals on vellum/

They say what prime ministers tellum,/

But whether on goatskin/

Or Boris’s scroteskin,/

His bills are so rank you can smellum.///

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