Onan the Barbarian

Old Johnson loves pulling a flanker,/

Attacking his foes with some rancour,/

But since to withdraw/

Was Onan’s true flaw*,/

It’s unclear who here is the wanker.///

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-onanism-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-speech-election-tories_uk_5dcaf96de4b0eb9121299377?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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