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Slippery Slope

Posted on February 13, 2014 by twitmericks

A Lebanese skier’s nude shoot/ Divided folks back in Beirut/ While ministers flipped/ Supporters all stripped/ And gave her a naked salute. ///http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/12/sport/sochi-2014-jacky-chamoun-topless-photos/ A Lebanese skier's nude shootDivided folks back in BeirutWhile ministers flippedSupporters all strippedTo give her a naked … Continue reading →

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Curly Girly

Posted on February 11, 2014 by twitmericks

There was a child star known as Shirley/ All cheery & dimpled & curly/ She soon had enough/ And did other stuff,/ Her movie career peaking early. ///http://www.latimes.com/la-me-shirley-temple-black-20140211,0,7475592.story#axzz2t16LKkaS https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/433225121218560000

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Rain Mainly On the Plain

Posted on February 11, 2014 by twitmericks

Six weeks of perpetual rains/ Caused flooding along river plains/ The village of Datchet/ The latest to catch it/ With Wraysbury, Windsor and Staines. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-recap-more-flood-3130173 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/433185050100641793  

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Game Over?

Posted on February 10, 2014 by twitmericks

A Vietnamese gamer named Dong/ Decided his life had gone wrong/ So took down his app/ His birds ceased to flap/ (But cynics suspect not for long). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26114364 A Vietnamese gamer named DongDecided his life had gone wrongSo took down … Continue reading →

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Floody Revenge

Posted on February 10, 2014 by twitmericks

The government cut flood defence/ To minimise public expense/ There then came a flood/ So somebody’s blood/ Is needed to make recompense./// http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/feb/09/floods-environment-agency-chris-smith-hits-back https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/432851465388818432  

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Zoo To-do

Posted on February 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A Danish giraffe is now dead/ To stop them becoming inbred/ The boss of the zoo/ Says that’s what zoos do./ The lions, meanwhile, are well fed. ///http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/09/world/europe/denmark-zoo-giraffe/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/432617104701784065

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Cleaned Out

Posted on February 8, 2014 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs immigration/Has tendered his swift resignation/The chap’s misdemeanour/In hiring a cleaner/Required his defenestration. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26101442 The fellow who runs immigrationHas tendered his swift resignationThe chap's misdemeanourIn hiring a cleanerRequired his defenestration. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 8, 2014

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Victoria’s Secrets

Posted on February 7, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an American who/ Was taped saying ‘Fuck the EU’,/ ‘That Klitch is a pain’/ And ‘we’ll run Ukraine’/ (So phones get hacked into – who knew?) ///http://www.cbsnews.com/news/victoria-nuland-ambassador-to-ukraine-geoffrey-pyatt-caught-in-leaked-conversation-on-eu/ There was an American whoWas taped saying 'Fuck the EU,That Klitch … Continue reading →

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Wendi’s Blair Itch Project

Posted on February 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Wendi/ Whose hubby was old and untrendi/ She craved the blue eyes/ The firm butt and thighs/ Of Tony, her sexier friendi. ///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/ There once was a woman named WendiWhose hubby was old and … Continue reading →

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Holy Unacceptable

Posted on February 5, 2014 by twitmericks

According to UN research/ Those running the Catholic church/ Let paedophile beasts/ Continue as priests/ While children were left in the lurch./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26044852 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/431097575224004608

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