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Little Masterblaster

Posted on November 15, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a lil’ master named Sachin/Whom many a foe met his matchin’/Although they may try/The man from Mumbai/Set records that take quite some catchin’.//// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-24910411 There was a lil' master named SachinWhom many a foe met his machinAltho they … Continue reading →

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The ‘Mare Goes On

Posted on November 14, 2013 by twitmericks

The mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford/Admits he has recently scored/The odd bit of junk/And driven while drunk/(But still he won’t fall on his sword) /// http://www.thestar.com/sports/argos/2013/11/14/cfl_reacts_to_rob_ford_in_argos_jersey.html The mayor of Toronto, Rob FordAdmits he has recently scoredThe odd bit of junkAnd … Continue reading →

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Bacon and Freud Bread

Posted on November 13, 2013 by twitmericks

The sale of a triptych by Bacon/Has left the art world a bit shaken/A painting of Freud,/It duly destroyed/The record for what one has taken. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24922938 The sale of a triptych by BaconHas left the art world a bit … Continue reading →

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Old Tat

Posted on November 12, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old broadcaster who/Decided to get a tattoo/Upon his right shoulder/Perhaps when he’s older/He’ll get his left buttock done too. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24906132 There was an old broadcaster whoDecided to get a tattooUpon his right shoulderPerhaps when he's olderHe'll get … Continue reading →

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Cobblers and Cobblestones

Posted on November 11, 2013 by twitmericks

An artist in Moscow stripped bare/And nailed himself to Red Square/Impaling his testes/He said my protest is/ A gesture of global despair. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/11/artist-nails-testicles-red-square-pyotr-pavlensky An artist in Moscow stripped bareAnd nailed himself to Red SquareImpaling his testesHe said my protest isA … Continue reading →

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They Heat Horses, Don’t They?

Posted on November 10, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Stratford on Avon/ Insists that he ain’t misbehavin’/ He just wasn’t able/ To notice the stable/ On heating expenses he gave in. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24887143 The member for Stratford on AvonInsists that he ain't misbehavin'He just wasn't ableTo notice … Continue reading →

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Blatter in Qatar

Posted on November 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter/Declared of the World Cup in Qatar:/Your June is too hot,/December is not./On balance I favour the latter./// http://www.arabianbusiness.com/qatar-wc-2022-should-be-played-in-nov-dec-says-blatter-525633.html The FIFA head honcho Sepp BlatterDeclared of the World Cup in Qatar:Your June is too hot,December … Continue reading →

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Trans Bans

Posted on November 7, 2013 by twitmericks

The one type of fat they call transIs that which the FDA bansIt doesn’t seem fairThey never would dareIf it was called woman’s or man’s! ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24856146 The one type of fat they call transIs that which the FDA bansIt doesn't … Continue reading →

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A Bigger Splash

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

Research into how people piss/ Is summarised roughly like this:/ The distance and angle/ Of genital dangle/ Account for why men often miss. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279 Research into how people pissIs summarised roughly like this:The distance and angleOf genital dangleAccount for why … Continue reading →

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Wrekin Havoc

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The Tory MP for the Wrekin/ Was secretly videoed speakin’/ Of how his name seals/ Albanian deals/ And just how much cash he was seekin’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24827405 The Tory MP for the WrekinWas secretly videoed speakin'Of how his name sealsAlbanian dealsAnd … Continue reading →

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