Clowns to the Right

Posted on May 3, 2013 by twitmericks

The UKIP boss Nigel Farage/

Tonight will be ‘avin’ it large/

In numerous towns/

Voters sent in the clowns/

Replacing the jokers in charge.

///http://blogs.channel4.com/gary-gibbon-on-politics/farage-sinks-a-pint-and-a-partys-hopes/22874

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American Pie

Posted on May 2, 2013 by twitmericks

The settlers of Jamestown, it’s said/
Were not being properly fed./
So as they got skinnier/
Folks in Virginia/
Started consuming their dead.

///http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/science/evidence-of-cannibalism-found-at-jamestown-site.html?_r=0

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Black Eyes to the Right

Posted on May 1, 2013 by twitmericks
There were some MPs in Caracas/
Who got in a terrible fracas/
As those who oppose/
Maduro swapped blows/
With some of the president’s backers.
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Reigned Off

Posted on April 30, 2013 by twitmericks

Beatrix the Queen of the Dutch/

Found monarchy got a bit much/

Her eldest son Willem/

Will now have to thrill ’em/

Displaying his popular touch.

///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/queen-beatrix-abdicates-dutch-throne-to-crown-prince-willem-alexander-live-coverage

 

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Himalayan Hitters

Posted on April 29, 2013 by twitmericks
Two climbers got into a brawl
With Sherpas from rocky Nepal,
Up high on Mount Everest –
Hardly the cleverest
Venue, as someone could fall. 
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Martial Farts

Posted on April 28, 2013 by twitmericks
A pro at taekwondo instruction
Accused of illegal production
Of ricin from beans
Created the means
For martial farts of mass destruction.
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Max Charge

Posted on April 27, 2013 by twitmericks
There is an old fellow named Max
Who’s charged over sexual attacks
He says it’s all lies
But if he were wise
PR help is what Clifford lacks.
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Too Hot for the Desert

Posted on April 26, 2013 by twitmericks
There was a young man from Dubai,
A quite irresistible guy,
Deported from Saudi
For not being dowdy,
So women can’t give him the eye.
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What’s in a Domain Name?

Posted on April 25, 2013 by twitmericks
An internet firm from Seattle
Is fighting an Amazon battle
Forget the big river
The folks who deliver
Deserve the domain name, they prattle.
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Hack Attack

Posted on April 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There once were some Syrian hackers
Fanatical government backers
Whose tweet on Obama
Provoked market drama
And booted AP in the knackers.

///http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/23/hacked-a-p-twitter-feed-sends-erroneous-message-about-explosions-at-white-house/

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