Going Outside for a Leak

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks
Two astronauts urgently seek/
The source of a cooling pump leak/
Unless they replace/
A part out in space/
The mission is right up the creek.
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Put Inside for Genocide

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks

An old Guatemalan dictator/

And gross human rights violator/

Was found to bear guilt/

For blood that was spilt/

Though not until 30 years later.

///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/former-dictator-efrain-rios-montt-convicted-of-genocide-in-guatemala-8612045.html

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Come on Feel the Moyes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks
The Everton boss David Moyes/
Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/
He’ll pick em & coach em/
Cajole & reproach em/
(Perhaps with a little less noise).
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Mr Tory Goes to Town

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks
There once was a Mr Men story/
About an old chap, Mr Tory/
Who told all the schools/
To follow his rules/
No matter how ancient and hoary.
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Fergie Time’s Up

Posted on May 8, 2013 by twitmericks
There was an old man who was hired
For 26 years then retired.
He must be delighted
To quit Man United
While managers elsewhere get fired.
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Tarby-ed by the Same Brush

Posted on May 7, 2013 by twitmericks
Another old man of variety/
Is quizzed over gross impropriety/
Who might the next star be,/
Accused after Tarby,/
A pillar of mainstream society?
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Gutenberg, Gun-begetter

Posted on May 6, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a guy printed a gun/

To demonstrate what can be done/

With 3D production/

Viz death and destruction/

Those Texans know how to have fun.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

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One is Well Pissed Orf!

Posted on May 6, 2013 by twitmericks

An actor portraying the Queen/

Distracted by drummers mid-scene/

Departed the stage/

And vented her rage/

In language some may find obscene.

///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10039117/By-royal-command-Dame-Helen-Mirren-tells-drummers-to-beat-it.html

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Ferguson Keyned

Posted on May 5, 2013 by twitmericks
There is a professor at pains/
To say it is not true that Keynes/
Thought just of today/
Because he was gay/
“I’m stupid”, the author explains.
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Secrets and Lies

Posted on May 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an abuser named Hall,/

Who showed unbelievable gall./

He managed to muster/

Some serious bluster/

But now says it’s true after all.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22379286

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