Tag Archives: cameron

A Big Lunch with Pickles and the Bunch

Posted on February 22, 2012 by twitmericks

Eric Pickles says he has a hunch The nation requires a Big Lunch I have one still stronger The MP for Ongar Himself wants a morsel to munch. http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/feb/21/eric-pickles-big-lunch-communities?newsfeed=true

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Ignoring Medical Advice

Posted on February 20, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a PM known as Dave Who ignored the advice doctors gave He would only pay heed To a few who agreed With his NHS-trashing brainwave. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/20/pressure-mounts-cameron-nhs-summit?newsfeed=true

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Canvassing for Oats

Posted on February 16, 2012 by twitmericks

When #Cameron visited Fife Amid anti-union strife The man had his oats But may not have won votes For dislike of the Tories is rife. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/16/david-cameron-tucks-into-scottish-porridge_n_1281367.html

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Howdy Saudi

Posted on January 14, 2012 by twitmericks

So Cameron meets King Abdullah/To make UK-Saudi links fuller/Never mind human rights/When you have in your sights/Lotsa Saudi Arabian moola. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/13/david-cameron-saudi-arabia-ties?newsfeed=true

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There’s only one C in Scotland

Posted on January 11, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a Tory MP/With a Scottish constituency/There still is – just one/So what Cameron’s done/Is a gift to the auld SNP.

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Can the Games Save Dave from Flames?

Posted on January 2, 2012 by twitmericks

PM David Cameron aims/To capitalise on the Games/To boost UK spending/But will our descending/Economy go up in flames? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16378577  

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EU-rine Trouble Cameron

Posted on December 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Cameron‘s shock intervention/At last week’s big EU convention/May not have been driven/By reasons he’s given/But rather by urine retention. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/shortcuts/2011/dec/12/david-cameron-full-bladder-technique?INTCMP=SRCH

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Witney or Britney?

Posted on December 12, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Cameron, MP for Witney/Reeled off a considerable litany/Of justifications/For his machinations/While Mr Clegg hid away, ditn’t ‘e? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16134496

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Nick is in a Twist

Posted on December 11, 2011 by twitmericks

Two leaders named David & Nick/Are less & less able to click/Dave won’t give a toss/That Nick’s a bit cross/Cos his MPs are giving him stick. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/12/11/uk-britain-europe-idUKTRE7BA0H820111211

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Just Enough for the City

Posted on December 9, 2011 by twitmericks

The crunch EU summit in Brussels/Saw Cameron flexing his muscles/It’s rather a pity/It’s just for the City/The PM will fight in such tussles http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/dec/09/eurozone-countries-treaty-exclude-britain?intcmp=239

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