Tag Archives: catholic

Bishop Bashes Gay Mass

Posted on January 3, 2013 by twitmericks

A Catholic bishop today/ Announced that it wasn’t OK/ To hold special masses/ For those lads and lasses/ Who worship in church and are gay. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/soho-gay-mass-move-splits-gay-catholic-opinion ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/286888348969234432

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St Peter’s Tweeter

Posted on December 12, 2012 by twitmericks

The Vatican City’s big hitter/ Is newly converted to Twitter/ So follow the pontiff/ To get what you want if/ It’s blessings, and not a cheap titter. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/12/pope-makes-twitter-debut-languages ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/278844626423656448

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The Pope Spurns Those Who Help Themselves

Posted on June 5, 2012 by twitmericks

A nun who endorsed masturbation/ Came in for the Pope’s condemnation/ His teaching rejects/ DIY or gay sex/ As it doesn’t effect procreation. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/04/vatican-nun-sexual-ethics-book

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Sexual (Abuse) Ealing

Posted on November 10, 2011 by twitmericks

There was an old abbot of Ealing/Who misunderstood fellow feeling/To get out of jail/The abuser jumped bail/Depriving his victims of healing. http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/nov/09/monks-schoool-abuse-st-benedict-ealing?newsfeed=true

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Bigot Deal

Posted on October 17, 2011 by twitmericks

A Glaswegian man aged 28/Is Her Majesty’s newest inmate/The bigot was tried/And got 8 months inside/For #Facebook sectarian hate. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15333744

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