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Nick is in a Twist

Posted on December 11, 2011 by twitmericks

Two leaders named David & Nick/Are less & less able to click/Dave won’t give a toss/That Nick’s a bit cross/Cos his MPs are giving him stick. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/12/11/uk-britain-europe-idUKTRE7BA0H820111211

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No Tory Arse

Posted on November 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Tory MP Patrick Mercer/Whose comments get ever perverser/Says Cameron’s an arse/His rule is a farce/And noone since Gladstone’s been worser. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/13/tory-mp-patrick-mercer-rants-at-worst-pm-david-cameron-115875-23557437/

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Revolting Tories

Posted on October 25, 2011 by twitmericks

Rebellious Tory backbenchers/Find most EU treaties contentious/They seek to amend ’em/With their referendum/And such Eurosceptical ventures. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/24/david-cameron-tory-rebellion-europe

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Fox Hole

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Cut the telephone, stop all the clocks/The Cabinet’s lost Liam Fox/But as Tories mourn/One’ll be less forlorn/For whom opportunity knocks. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15300751 (With apologies to W.H. Auden)

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Rubbish Minister

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Minister Oliver Letwin/Has been outed as rather a cretwin/He used a park bin/To put work letters in/How on earth did this ass ever getwin? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8826113/Oliver-Letwin-Cabinet-Office-minister-threw-documents-into-park-bins.html

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For Fox Sake

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Pseudo Fox aide Adam Werritty/Acted the part with dexterity/ But it takes cash to fly/Every month to Dubai/So who was behind his prosperity? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048963/Liam-Fox-quit-Adam-Werritty-admit-Tories.html  

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Out of Credit

Posted on October 5, 2011 by twitmericks

Tory PM Mr Dave/Is unsure if we should spend or save/First #Cameron said it/Was bad to use credit/But that wasn’t the speech that he gave. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/05/cameron-speech-rewritten-credit-card-call?intcmp=239

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Cat Among the Pigeons

Posted on October 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Theresa May has backtracked/On attacking the Human Rights Act/The case of the moggy/Has gone a bit foggy/It seems she made up the main fact. http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/factcheck-theresa-may-caught-catnapping-on-the-job/8064

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