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Panda Pandered

Posted on August 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an Edinburgh panda Whose partner did not understanda She’s going to whelp With medical help, Unable to raise the chap’s danda. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23625465 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365761596632477696

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Farage Farrago

Posted on May 17, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a top UKIP chief/ Whose Scottish campaign came to grief/ Farage had to scrub/ His gig in a pub/ As coppers provided relief. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22566183https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335344736892235777  

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Pandering to Pandas

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a he-panda whose date Showed no inclination to mate So zookeepers planned To give him a hand In order to inseminate. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/apr/21/edinburgh-female-panda-artifically-inseminated https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326218149726920704

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Pandering for Pandas

Posted on December 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Two giant pandas from China/Flew to Edinburgh in an airliner/ Tian Tian & Yang Guang/Must now do their thang/& make a wee Tian or Yang Minor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16023328

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