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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Stupid

Posted on June 3, 2018 by twitmericks

An FBI fool out for fun/ Was dancing while packing a gun/ But as the Fed flipped/ His firearm slipped/ And wounded a man as it spun./// An FBI fool out for funWas dancing while packing a gunBut as the … Continue reading →

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Jared Barred

Posted on February 28, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow of boyish appearance/ Who’s lost his security clearance/ Is closely connected,/ It’s widely suspected,/ To Russian-led poll interference.///  

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In Like Flynn

Posted on December 1, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Flynn/ Who helped to get Donald Trump in/ Then lied re discussions/ He had with the Russians./ The show is about to begin./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42192080 There was an old fellow named FlynnWho helped to get … Continue reading →

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Trump Must be Seen to be Done

Posted on June 15, 2017 by twitmericks

Enquiries are being conducted/ To see if the POTUS obstructed/ A judicial probe;/ All over the globe/ Observers say he sure as fucted./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/special-counsel-is-investigating-trump-for-possible-obstruction-of-justice/2017/06/14/9ce02506-5131-11e7-b064-828ba60fbb98_story.html?utm_term=.2ff12885504a&wpisrc=nl_most-draw8&wpmm=1 Enquiries are being conductedTo see if the POTUS obstructedA judicial probe;All over the globeObservers say he … Continue reading →

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What Fed Head Said

Posted on June 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The man fired as FBI head/ Revealed what the President said:/ “Now listen here Comey/ Lay off of my homey/ And put this inquiry to bed”./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/07/james-comey-trump-congress-statement The man fired as FBI headRevealed what the President said:"Now listen here ComeyLay … Continue reading →

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Kushner Stuffed

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

The FBI’s looking at Jared,/ The fellow Ivanka Trump married -/ The secret discussions/ He had with the Russians/ And messages he might have carried./// http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-fbi-kushner-exclusive-idUSKBN18N018 The FBI's looking at Jared,The fellow Ivanka Trump married,The secret discussionsHe had with the … Continue reading →

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Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it Infamy!

Posted on May 18, 2017 by twitmericks

  A fellow with bright yellow hair/ Said nobody, never, nowhere/ Saw such persecutin’/ As me over Putin,/ Beheading just doesn’t compare./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39965107 A fellow with bright yellow hairSaid nobody, never, nowhereSaw such persecutin'As me over Putin,Beheading just doesn't compare.#Trump … Continue reading →

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He Fired the Sheriff

Posted on May 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The president called for the head/ Of Washington’s senior Fed/ Because he required/ That Comey be fired/ To render the Russia probe dead./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/09/james-comey-fbi-fired-donald-trump The president called for the headOf Washington's senior FedBecause he requiredThat Comey be firedTo render the … Continue reading →

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Caught Sessions

Posted on March 2, 2017 by twitmericks

Top US Attorney Jeff Sessions/ Reluctantly made some confessions/ Admitting discussions/ With senior Russians/ But hotly denying transgressions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39136118 Top US Attorney Jeff SessionsReluctantly made some confessionsAdmitting discussionsWith senior RussiansBut hotly denying transgressions. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 2, 2017

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A Brush with Comey

Posted on November 7, 2016 by twitmericks

America’s senior Fed/ Has lost quite a lot of his cred./ By putting a sprint on/ He’s now absolved Clinton/ But left many voters misled./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37892138 America's senior FedHas lost quite a lot of his cred.By putting a sprint onHe's … Continue reading →

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