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Paying the Pryce

Posted on March 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Pryce/ Who probably should’ve thought twice/ A dubious version/ Of marriage coercion/ Was not the best legal advice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pryce-guilty-the-campaign-by-vengeful-wife-and-batty-barrister-8524839.html There once was a woman named Pryce/Who probably should've thought twice/A dubious version/Of marriage coercion/Was … Continue reading →

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UKIP If You Want To…

Posted on March 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old point-dodger’s seat/ Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/ For Tories in Eastleigh/ It got rather beastly/ As UKIP had Cameron beat. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/01/ukip-victory-revulsion-nigel-farage There was an old point-dodger's seat/Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/For Tories in Eastleigh/It got rather … Continue reading →

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Liberal With His Attentions?

Posted on February 23, 2013 by twitmericks

A Liberal Democrat peer/ Groped numerous women, we hear/ An aide to Nick Clegg/ Says he handled her leg/ Lord Rennard insists it’s a smear. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/22/liberal-democrats-old-claims-sexual-harassment A Liberal Democrat peer/Groped numerous women, we hear/An aide to Nick Clegg/Says he handled … Continue reading →

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Brighton Crock

Posted on September 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Nicholas Clegg went to Brighton/ Without a clear platform to fight on/ The senior Lib Dem/ Said back the PM/ Altho our poll rating’s a shite ‘un. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/26/nick-clegg-lib-dem-troops

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Without a Clegg to Stand on

Posted on March 10, 2012 by twitmericks

Nick Clegg, at a meeting in Gateshead Opposing a Lib Dem debate said Oh please do not kill The old NHS bill I know it’s OK cos my mate said. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17325834

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Uncon-Vince-d

Posted on March 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Cable Who sat at the Cabinet table Then said in a letter He’d like to do better But Cameron leaves him unable. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17276201

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Defeated on Points

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

The energy minister Chris When living in conjugal bliss Gave his points to his wife. Due to marital strife He must pay now for being remiss. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/03/chris-huhne-expected-resign-charges-speeding  

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