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Scary Tories

In London’s election for mayor/ The Tory campaign said Beware/ The Muslim from Tooting/ But voters were rooting/ For Sadiq, rejecting the scare./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2016-36232392 In London's election for mayorThe Tory campaign said BewareThe Muslim from TootingBut voters were rootingFor Sadiq, … Continue reading

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Zac Attack

There was an old Tory named Zac/ Who launched a dog whistle attack/ To make voters panic/ At all things Islamic/ And pick a safe white man to back. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/zac-goldsmith-london-mayor-campaign-sadiq-khan-baroness-warsi-a7009126.html There was an old Tory named ZacWho launched a dog … Continue reading

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Night Mayor Scenario

The battle of Boris & Ken/ Drags on as of 20 past 10/ It’s too close to call/ It’ll go to the wall/ For chrissake if not now then when?  

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Sugar Not So Sweet

  Lord Sugar, a Labourite peer/ Is backing a Tory, I hear /So possibly when/ He says not to vote Ken/ “You’re Fired!” should be yelled in his ear.

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Elevator Bitch

When Boris & Ken rode a lift The Mayor gave his rival short shrift In anger & ire He called Ken a liar Using F-words to show he was miffed. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/03/boris-johnson-rant-ken-livingstone  

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