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Hard Landing

When Boris got up off his futon/ And put a respectable suit on/ To fly off to Brussels/ And flex UK muscles/ A fault saw him grounded at Luton./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/17/boris-johnson-plane-emergency-landing-luton When Boris got up off his futonAnd put a respectable … Continue reading

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Tongs of Terror

A suitcase was blown up with care/ To head off a blast in mid-air/ The suspect device,/ Says latest advice,/ Was something for straightening hair./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11082958/Luton-Airport-evacuated-over-alert-on-hair-straighteners.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509270311049887744

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