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Hancock Lives Up to His Name

Posted on January 23, 2014 by twitmericks

A Lib Dem is under suspension/ For unwanted sexual attention/ The upstanding member/ Denies, let’s remember/ The case’s main bone of contention. ///http://order-order.com/2014/01/22/the-mike-hancock-report-that-the-libdems-hid/ A Lib Dem is under suspensionFor unwanted sexual attentionThe upstanding memberDenies, let's rememberThe case's main bone of … Continue reading →

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Wrekin Havoc

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The Tory MP for the Wrekin/ Was secretly videoed speakin’/ Of how his name seals/ Albanian deals/ And just how much cash he was seekin’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24827405 The Tory MP for the WrekinWas secretly videoed speakin'Of how his name sealsAlbanian dealsAnd … Continue reading →

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A Jerk from Falkirk

Posted on March 15, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an MP for Falkirk Who likes to relax after work He got in a fight With a copper last night (Cheap alcohol being a perk). ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9932686/MP-Eric-Joyce-questioned-by-police-over-Commons-drunken-brawl.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/312568947113345026

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Not Very Nice One, Cyril

Posted on November 28, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an MP int’ Northwest/ Whom police have exposed as a pest/ This can be said/ Because he’s now dead/ Though in life he avoided arrest. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9707609/Sir-Cyril-Smiths-family-deeply-saddened-as-police-admit-he-escaped-abuse-charges.html

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Punch and Judy Politics

Posted on February 23, 2012 by twitmericks

The Labour MP for Falkirk Is alleged to have gone quite berserk And nutted a Tory In the bar, goes the story At the end of a long day at work. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2012/02/23/labour-suspend-falkirk-mp-eric-joyce-over-alleged-house-of-commons-bar-assault-86908-23762096/

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Ex-PMs’ Exes

Posted on October 29, 2011 by twitmericks

Thatcher & Major & Blair/Get rather a generous share/Of the wealth of the land/Claiming 100s of grand/Just for answering letters – unfair! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/28/margaret-thatcher-expenses-claim?newsfeed=true

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Cat Burglar

Posted on October 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The wife of an MP in Britain/Who kidnaps his mistress’s kitten/Requires condemning/& yet Christine Hemming/At least is impressively smitten. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8799627/MPs-wife-guilty-of-stealing-love-rivals-cat.html

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The Mouth of Louth

Posted on August 11, 2011 by twitmericks

Sir Peter Hannay Bailey Tapsell/Conservative in a time capsule/Is out to use #Wembley/For rioters’ assembly/I say it’d make for a crap cell. http://www.louthleader.co.uk/news/local/sir_peter_tapsell_talks_about_the_riots_in_parliament_1_2955705

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