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Panda Panders

Posted on July 5, 2017 by twitmericks

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading →

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Panda Pandered

Posted on August 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an Edinburgh panda Whose partner did not understanda She’s going to whelp With medical help, Unable to raise the chap’s danda. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23625465 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365761596632477696

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Pandering to Pandas

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a he-panda whose date Showed no inclination to mate So zookeepers planned To give him a hand In order to inseminate. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/apr/21/edinburgh-female-panda-artifically-inseminated https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326218149726920704

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What a Panda Must Do Pt 2

Posted on April 5, 2012 by twitmericks

She-panda Tian Tian receives/ The aim of it is she conceives/ Yang don’t give a damn/ Wham Bam Thankyou Ma’am/ The he-panda eats, shoots and leaves*. (NB Latest reports indicate this may be more factually accurate if we omit the … Continue reading →

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What a Panda’s Gotta Do…

Posted on April 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The pandas of Edinburgh zoo/ Are doing what pandas must do/ Through their copulation/ The zoo’s population/ Of pandas could rise above two. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/895167-britains-only-pandas-finally-get-close-after-entering-tunnel-of-love

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Pandering for Pandas

Posted on December 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Two giant pandas from China/Flew to Edinburgh in an airliner/ Tian Tian & Yang Guang/Must now do their thang/& make a wee Tian or Yang Minor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16023328

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