Tag Archives: SPYING

Lack of Intelligence

Posted on October 24, 2014 by twitmericks

Our finest intelligence brains/ Took very considerable pains/ To spy on Left lecturers/ Thought to be treacherous/ Missing the Blunts & Macleans./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/revealed-how-mi5-watched-the-wrong-marxist-oxbridge-academics–christopher-hill-and-eric-hobsbawn-9814170.html Our finest intelligence brainsTook very considerable painsTo spy on Left lecturersThought to be treacherousMissing the Blunts & … Continue reading →

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Optic Perv

Posted on February 28, 2014 by twitmericks

The programme they call Optic Nerve/ Let GCHQ spies observe/ The webcams of Brits/ Displaying their tits/ So agents could have a good perv.   ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/439333582012964864

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Tap Dancing

Posted on January 17, 2014 by twitmericks

We’re told US agents are trying/ To stop inappropriate spying/ And tap Al Qaeda,/ Not Germany’s leader – / But we know the buggers are lying. ///http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/01/17/usa-security-obama-idINL2N0KR1D420140117 We're told US agents are tryingTo stop inappropriate spyingAnd tap Al Qaeda,Not Germany's … Continue reading →

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Dirty Buggers

Posted on October 24, 2013 by twitmericks

The NSA tapped Merkel’s cell So she gave the White House a bell. Don’t make a big drama Said Barack Obama  We all know you’re at it as well!   ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24651975 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393366564273008642   http://www.anovabooks.com/there-was-an-old-geezer-called-caesar

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Vanished Into Thin Air

Posted on July 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Bolivian plane/ Americans thought might contain/ The fellow they seek/ Because of a leak/ But searching the plane was in vain. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23158242 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/352468199100522496

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It’s a Fair Cop

Posted on May 15, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old envoy named Ryan/ Whom Russia was keeping an eye on/ The US James Bond/ Was posing as blond/ When nicked on suspicion of spyin’ ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/14/russia-expel-us-diplomat-ryan-fogle https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334664707187298305

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Rock around the Bloc

Posted on January 19, 2012 by twitmericks

An MI6 modified rock/Used to spy on the ex-Soviet bloc/Was found by the Russians/Which caused repercussions/But mostly they wanted to mock. http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hDelRUuqqZzWZveowPweBZ139Sjg?docId=CNG.0fb295de7a70849d73fba629186f31b5.461

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From Russia with Love

Posted on October 19, 2011 by twitmericks

A Russian called Ekaterina/Who worked in the Commons arena/Is busy denying/She was in fact spying/On the Lib Dem MP who was seein’ er. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/879005-lib-dem-s-lover-ekaterina-zatuliveter-fighting-deportation-after-spy-claims

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