Monthly Archives: September 2011

Out of the Woods

Posted on September 19, 2011 by twitmericks

A young man whose name may be Ray/Emerged from the forest one day/Berlin’s polizei/Have no idea why/But his language is English, they say. (tweeted 18/9/11) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8772016/German-forest-boy-is-telling-the-truth-say-police.html

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Euro Stew

Posted on September 19, 2011 by twitmericks

Financiers of the EU/Have got in a bit of a stew/Though Timothy Geithner’s/Now put on the frighteners/They’ve still not a clue what to do. (tweeted 17/9/11) http://euobserver.com/19/113661

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rogue Trader

Posted on September 19, 2011 by twitmericks

A trader at bank #UBS/Got the firm in a terrible mess/His name is Kweku, it is/A dealer in equities/For a bank now worth 2 billion less. (tweeted 16/9/11) http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/09/19/uk-ubs-shares-idUKTRE78I13820110919

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Libyaration

Posted on September 15, 2011 by twitmericks

Sarko and Dave acted nippily/To make the 1st visit to Tripoli/Crowds greeted Nicolas/Flying the tricolour/Hague followed on a bit drippily. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/15/cameron-sarkozy-libya-leader-tripoli

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Not in Nottingham

Posted on September 15, 2011 by twitmericks

A PhD student at Nottingham/Sued the police 4 allotting’im/A role in Al- Qaeda/As this manual-reader/Was studying bombings, not plotting’em. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/09/15/student-rizwaan-sabir-awarded-payout-of-20k-after-terror-arrest-115875-23421601/

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Gaddafi Sons on the Run

Posted on September 15, 2011 by twitmericks

Saadi, #Gaddafi‘s 3rd son/Unsurprisingly went on the run/He fled to Niger/But he got detained there/And must answer for what he has done. http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jv4-zo2k700LTCwh06vixTGrrS3w?docId=CNG.3f504f40e2fa04f86688eb68b5588ddf.a41

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Where’s Walliams?

Posted on September 13, 2011 by twitmericks

A comic who swam a long way/Reached Westminster Pier yesterday/Mr #Walliams, the swimmer/Arrived looking slimmer/But un petit peu fatigué. http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/875275-david-walliams-i-thought-i-might-give-up-on-sport-relief-river-thames-swim

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Howe to get ahead

Posted on September 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Commissioner B Hogan-Howe/Is boss of the Met Police now/It’s all quite political/Hugh Orde was too critical/So Torycop, please take a bow. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/13/policing-london-law-orde-editorial

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Dominatrix effect

Posted on September 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Dominatrix Natalie Rowe/Says #Osborne did coke years ago/But Coulson was nice/& on George’s advice/He was hired (not of course quid pro quo). (tweeted 12/9/11) http://news.scotsman.com/uk/Coulson-39was-behind-spin-over.6835352.jp

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Banking on reform

Posted on September 13, 2011 by twitmericks

In his report, Sir John Vickers/Seeks to rein in city slickers/By making the banks/Maintain reserve tanks/And not be fur-coat-&-no-knickers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/sep/12/unions-criticise-vickers-report

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment