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Custody Creams

The theft of a double-tier tin/ With various biscuits therein/ Is deemed so improper/ It’s seen a Met copper/ Face charges of indiscipline./// CUSTODY CREAMSThe theft of a double-tier tinWith various biscuits thereinIs deemed so improperIt's seen a Met copperFace … Continue reading

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The Best Force Money Can Buy

Police DAC Susan Akers Laid into the Fleet St lawbreakers But had less to say About those in their pay, The Met’s own brown envelope takers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2012/feb/27/leveson-inquiry-sue-akers-sun-media-video?newsfeed=true

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Howe to get ahead

Commissioner B Hogan-Howe/Is boss of the Met Police now/It’s all quite political/Hugh Orde was too critical/So Torycop, please take a bow. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/13/policing-london-law-orde-editorial

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Orde restored order

According to ACPO’s Hugh Orde/It was coppers got order restored/And not disquisitions/By smug politicians/Whose speeches his people ignored. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14501236

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