Monthly Archives: February 2012

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts a Big Chill

Posted on February 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a groundhog named Phil/Who had an unusual skill/I know it sounds corny/But in Punxsutawney/They say he predicts a long chill. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/post/groundhog-day-2012-punxsutawney-phil-sees-shadow-6-more-weeks-of-winter/2012/02/02/gIQA9Hb7jQ_blog.html

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Floating Network? It May Yet Work

Posted on February 2, 2012 by twitmericks

A big social network, FB/Filed an IPO with SEC/Which means in the end/It must choose which to friend/The Nasdaq or NYSE. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2012/02/02/facebooks_new_stock_ticker_why_not_like_or_poke/

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Mark the Nark

Posted on February 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a protester named Mark/It later emerged was a nark/And while undercover/He took the odd lover/While keeping them all in the dark. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9055209/Undercover-police-not-banned-from-sleeping-with-targets.html

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Was it Worth It, L’Oreal?

Posted on February 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a #L’Oreal ad/That a watchdog decided was bad/They airbrushed poor Rachel/To look like a facial/So innocent punters were had. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/01/us-rachelweisz-loreal-idUSTRE8100ZD20120201

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Mitt Emerges from the Shit

Posted on February 1, 2012 by twitmericks

Gingrich, Santorum & Paul/Have now got their backs to the wall/As insults got torrider/Romney won Florida/In which it is winner takes all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dirty-fight-sees-romney-emerge-as-clearcut-favourite-after-florida-victory-6297722.html

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