Monthly Archives: October 2015

Klopp to the Kop

Posted on October 12, 2015 by twitmericks

For Liverpool fans at the Kop/ Results were all over the shop/ So Fenway said Brendan/ Your tenure is endin’/ We’re hiring a German named Klopp./// For Liverpool fans at the KopResults were all over the shopSo Fenway said BrendanYour … Continue reading →

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Father’s Fondant Fancies

Posted on October 6, 2015 by twitmericks

A fetishist priest had to beat it/ Because (though I hardly dare tweet it)/ Erotic confection/ Was his predilection/ He’d have his cake rather than eat it./// http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3259947/Top-Orthodox-priest-27-resigns-kinky-sex-tapes-parochial-school-principal-45-sitting-cakes-underwear-rubbing-feet-face-surfaces.html A fetishist priest had to beat itBecause, if I even dare tweet … Continue reading →

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Jet Toilette

Posted on October 3, 2015 by twitmericks

According to US criteria,/ The UK loo roll is inferior;/ The Jets came equipped/ And had their own shipped/ To service the New York posterior./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34430305 According to US criteria,The UK loo roll is inferior;The Jets came equippedAnd had their … Continue reading →

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ISIS Crisis

Posted on October 2, 2015 by twitmericks

The West’s in a bit of a crisis/ Regarding the problem of ISIS/ As Russia drops bombs/ On Hama and Homs,/ Leaving Assad to his own devices./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/01/russia-targeting-non-isis-groups-syria-airstrikes https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/649962518790733824

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