Monthly Archives: September 2017

Don’t Think and Drive

Posted on September 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An Everton striker named Wayne/ When asked by his wife to explain/ Said when I am drinking/ My organ for thinking/ Regrettably isn’t the brain./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wayne-rooney-thinks-his-marriage-is-over-after-drink-drive-charge-a3625986.html An Everton striker named WayneWhen asked by his wife to explainSaid when I am … Continue reading →

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Pyongyang Big Bang

Posted on September 3, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Created a very big bang/ With stuff that is fissile*/ To put on a missile/ And said “See the size of my whang!”/// *I am indebted to @Souris_Verte for pointing out that if, as … Continue reading →

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