No Shit?!

A record in anal retention/

Was set by a man in detention/

Whose bowels wouldn’t move,/

So cops couldn’t prove/

Suspected drugs law contravention.///

Brixton drug suspect smashes the record for refusing to poo in custody after an astonishing 47 days

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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