A record in anal retention/
Was set by a man in detention/
Whose bowels wouldn’t move,/
So cops couldn’t prove/
Suspected drugs law contravention.///
A record in anal retention/
Was set by a man in detention/
Whose bowels wouldn’t move,/
So cops couldn’t prove/
Suspected drugs law contravention.///
A record in anal retention
Was set by a man in detention
Whose bowels wouldn't move,
So cops couldn't prove
Suspected drugs law contravention.https://t.co/GxJaostfkT— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 8, 2018