No Shit?!

Posted on March 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A record in anal retention/

Was set by a man in detention/

Whose bowels wouldn’t move,/

So cops couldn’t prove/

Suspected drugs law contravention.///

http://www.brixtonbuzz.com/2018/03/brixton-drug-suspect-smashes-the-record-for-refusing-to-poo-in-custody-after-an-astonishing-47-days/

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