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The Best Force Money Can Buy

Posted on February 28, 2012 by twitmericks

Police DAC Susan Akers Laid into the Fleet St lawbreakers But had less to say About those in their pay, The Met’s own brown envelope takers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2012/feb/27/leveson-inquiry-sue-akers-sun-media-video?newsfeed=true

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Rainbow Warrior Princess

Posted on February 27, 2012 by twitmericks

A warrior princess called Xena Has recently gone somewhat greener Her Lawless protest Has led to arrest For trespass or such misdemeanour. http://www.nst.com.my/latest/actress-lucy-xena-warrior-princess-lawless-arrested-in-oil-ship-protest-1.52696  

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Little Big Man

Posted on February 27, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Nepal/Who is almost unfeasibly small/At 22 inches/He easily pinches/The record as shortest of all.

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Aussie Rules

Posted on February 27, 2012 by twitmericks

An Oz politician named Rudd & another whose name is now mud Fought over who rules The winner was Jules But I wonder was that just 1st blood?   http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/rudd-will-keep-punching–in-pms-defence-20120227-1tx66.html

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Silence is Golden

Posted on February 27, 2012 by twitmericks

The Artist, a film without speech Emerges as rather a peach A man hating talkies A dog wanting walkies And glamorous femme show their reach. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17174678 This is in fact a limerick I wrote last month for @thelimerickreview, which reviews … Continue reading →

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Murdoch Puts Out SOS

Posted on February 26, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a paper, The Sun Which appeared every day except one Now hot off the press Is NI’s SOS At least until Murdoch gets done. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/feedarticle/10113551

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Arraigned In Spain

Posted on February 25, 2012 by twitmericks

The arraignment of reigners in Spain Falls mainly on Palma, it’s plain The Duke is accused Of having misused His position for personal gain. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/25/uk-spain-corruption-idUKTRE81O08N20120225

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Golfer in a Hole

Posted on February 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A chap from a golf club in Kent Has rather unfairly been sent To an El Paso jail For his role in the sale Of some batteries cops say were bent. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17146487

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A4e’s Emma and David’s Dilemma

Posted on February 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A families czar known as Emma Has given pal Dave a dilemma Her workfare firm’s shit But now that she’s quit Does Cameron need to condemma? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/camerons-family-champion-emma-harrison-quits-after-police-probe-7440153.html

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Punch and Judy Politics

Posted on February 23, 2012 by twitmericks

The Labour MP for Falkirk Is alleged to have gone quite berserk And nutted a Tory In the bar, goes the story At the end of a long day at work. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2012/02/23/labour-suspend-falkirk-mp-eric-joyce-over-alleged-house-of-commons-bar-assault-86908-23762096/

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