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For Fox Sake

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Pseudo Fox aide Adam Werritty/Acted the part with dexterity/ But it takes cash to fly/Every month to Dubai/So who was behind his prosperity? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048963/Liam-Fox-quit-Adam-Werritty-admit-Tories.html  

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Bum Rap

Posted on October 13, 2011 by twitmericks

American Christopher Chaney/Hacks celeb snaps, often grainy/But #Scarlett Johansson/Without any pants on/Got him lifted & wasn’t so brainy. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/10/scarlett-johansson-christopher-chaney-email-hacking-naked-pictures.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MinistryOfGossip+%28Ministry+of+Gossip%29&utm_content=Google+UK

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Dead Sirte?

Posted on October 13, 2011 by twitmericks

A son of Gaddafi, Mutassim/Has been captured, the NTC ‘as ‘im/At least so they say/But then Saif got away/So let’s wait & see if it was ‘im. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gaddafis-son-mutassim-held-in-sirte-onslaught-2369486.html Being cautious this time – like the rest of the world’s media … Continue reading →

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More Jaw Jaw

Posted on October 12, 2011 by twitmericks

The deal by Hamas & Israel/Freeing Shalit & 1000s in jail/Suggests talking works/So let’s stop being jerks/And try talking on a grand scale. http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2011/10/2011101235736403417.html

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Tweet Deal

Posted on October 12, 2011 by twitmericks

For Corporal Gilad Shalit/Release by Hamas will be sweet/He was captured, you know/More than 5 years ago/So may not yet know how to tweet. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/8821641/Hamas-and-Israel-agree-prisoner-swap-deal-to-free-Gilad-Shalit.html

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The Man with the Exploding Underpants

Posted on October 11, 2011 by twitmericks

A terror suspect from Nigeria/Hid a bomb rather near his posterior/A mini fire started/But if he had farted/His bum woulda blown to Siberia. http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Trial-Opens-for-Nigerian-in-Failed-US-Airliner-Attack-131526553.html The one’s a bit more in the traditional vein of the smutty limerick. Hey, come on, … Continue reading →

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Locked Up

Posted on October 11, 2011 by twitmericks

A former PM of Ukraine/Renowned for her well-tended mane/Her locks out of platinum/Worn up with a plait in ’em/In prison will have to remain. http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/10/11/idINIndia-59828020111011

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Ship of Fuels

Posted on October 11, 2011 by twitmericks

In New Zealand, a stricken container/Ship stuck on a reef, MV Rena/Is causing some anger/Around Tauranga/As efforts continue to drain ‘er. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15251319

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Blackberry Crumble

Posted on October 11, 2011 by twitmericks

Technology company RIM/Saw the lights on its system grow dim/#BB users grumbled/As #Blackberry crumbled/Right from Abu Dhabi to Zim. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/oct/10/blackberry-outage-affects-bbm-services?newsfeed=true

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Foresight Saga

Posted on October 10, 2011 by twitmericks

The #Nobel economy prize/Was awarded to 2 US guys/They may be quite smart/But when things fall apart/Seems economists share our surprise. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/10/10/bloomberg_articlesLSUS3D0UQVI9.DTL

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