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Diving Tackle

Posted on October 10, 2011 by twitmericks

Manu, English rugby’s great hope/Went off with some pals for a tope/He got a bit merry/And jumped off a ferry/So the RFU fined the big dope. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rugby-player-tuilagi-fined-ferry-jump-022238821.html;_ylt=Ag.caNFwJ1ksRIO4Jat4h6a_fMl_;_ylu=X3oDMTNsdTNzMGlxBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBGUARwa2cDZGI1MjBlN2QtMjZjZS0zNjgwLTk1YmEtOWU0ODZkOWZkZjU4BHBvcwMxBHNlYwN0b3Bfc3RvcnkEdmVyA2UxN2ZmODUwLWYzNDgtMTFlMC1iYWZiLTVlYTU0Y2NlYmZmMQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTFpYnVpbmRoBGludGwDZ2IEbGFuZwNlbi1nYgRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

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Twit Tweets

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Chris #Huhne MP’s feeling the heat/For he sent a DM as a tweet/Dishing dirt on Theresa/He’ll have to appease ‘er/& also placate Downing St. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8816577/Chris-Huhne-apologises-to-Theresa-May-over-newspaper-tip-off.html Shame it’s not possible to work in the whole story, which is priceless. Huhne mistakenly … Continue reading →

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All You Need is Love?

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

There was an old Beatle named Paul/Who wed in a local town hall/It wasn’t so fancy/& I hope he and Nancy/Said no presents folks, love is all. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ticket-bride-macca-ties-knot-again-022314266.html

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Fox in Stocks

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

A Defence Secretary named Liam/Was told to explain to the PM/Why a businessman chum/Just happens to come/Whenever someone goes to see ‘im. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8815864/Liam-Fox-I-have-nothing-to-hide-over-links-with-aide.html   Couldn’t resist another go at this one… the story’s not going away anyway. PM for Liam’s … Continue reading →

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Gory Story

Posted on October 8, 2011 by twitmericks

In España, a top matador/Received a bull’s horn through the jaw/Juan Jose Padilla/Is in pain quite severe/But Marques, the bull, is no more. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bull-gores-spanish-matador-face-122426540.html

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Last Junkie

Posted on October 8, 2011 by twitmericks

  Drug abuse in the UK/Is apparently fading away/As Brits turn their back/On narcotics like smack/Because heroin is so passé.  http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/oct/06/heroin-crack-cocaine-use-decline *             *             *         … Continue reading →

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Constables: “Hey, Wayne!”

Posted on October 7, 2011 by twitmericks

Wayne Rooney’s dad, also Wayne/May have a few bets to explain/He’s under suspicion/By the Gambling Commission/Of fixing in matches for gain. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/06/rooney-father-held-in-betting-probe-115875-23471070/

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Foxy Foxy

Posted on October 7, 2011 by twitmericks

Liam Fox, Minister of Defence/Globetrots at taxpayers’ expense/But journos’ temerity/In asking why Werrity/Goes with him is making him tense. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/06/liam-fox-adam-werrity-sri-lankan?newsfeed=true

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Peace Women

Posted on October 7, 2011 by twitmericks

The Nobel was won by 3 women all/Are Liberian except 1 from Yemen all/Fighters 4 a cause/But not into wars/& luckily none’s a war criminal. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2011-10-07/nobel-peace-prize/50685198/1

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Striker on Strike

Posted on October 6, 2011 by twitmericks

Overpaid footballer Tevez/May be jobless if Man City severs/Its ties with the berk/Whose refusal to work/Undermined all his other endeavours. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/05/carlos-tevez-refuse-kia-joorabchian?newsfeed=true

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