An old US author named Elmore/
Believed simple writing can tell more/
His westerns & crime/
Revealed over time/
It may also help you to sell more.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23765850
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An area named 51/
Where top cold war projects were run/
Was hidden from view/
To build the U-2/
(No alien testing was done).
///http://www.space.com/22409-area-51-exists-declassified-documents.html
An old UKIP man, Stuart Wheeler/
Who sees himself as a plain dealer/
Insists chess & poker/
Show what makes a bloke a/
Superior boss to a Sheila.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23710890
https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368089032150241281
There was an old woman whose will/
Bequeathed the UK half a mil/
Which Con and Lib Dem/
Decided meant them/
But now they’ve been given the bill.
///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/14/lib-dems-tories-bequest-joan-edwards
