There once was a criminal klutz/
Who plotted to snip Bieber’s nuts/
The con put his trust in/
A warder, so Justin/
Escaped this unkindest of cuts.
///http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2247964/Justin-Bieber-murder-kidnap-castrate-plotter-bounty-2-500-testicle.html
///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/279604520219197440
The UK has given its backing/
To shale gas extraction or fracking/
Expect a big shock/
As we see Blackpool rock/
Resulting in Lancashire cracking.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20707574
The Vatican City’s big hitter/
Is newly converted to Twitter/
So follow the pontiff/
To get what you want if/
It’s blessings, and not a cheap titter.
///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/12/pope-makes-twitter-debut-languages
///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/278844626423656448
There is an old chap, DSK/
Who normally gets his own way/
When sued for assault/
He denied any fault/
Yet nonetheless opted to pay.
///http://www.itn.co.uk/World/63674/dsk-settles-lawsuit-with-hotel-maid
There was an old body from Brussels/
That tried to resolve Euro-tussles/
By jaw & not war/
This may be a bore/
But the Nobel prefers chat to muscles.
///http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h6l0oZQ0dZK0apjXj4PXn2zdR3Dg?docId=CNG.d65d4d987cec5ba5c49ee2808a3a432b.131
There is a committee on drugs/
That reckons our leaders are mugs/
For keeping on going/
With policies knowing/
We’re lining the pockets of thugs.
///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/10/david-cameron-commission-drugs-laws?intcmp=239
There was an old fellow named Moore/
With much astronomical lore/
He’ll view the night sky/
From up close now on high/
For monocled Moore is no more.
///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tributes-paid-to-eccentric-stargazer-sir-patrick-moore-8397321.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Countries with different positions/
Vis-a-vis carbon emissions/
Attended a photocall/
Extended a protocol/
Then attached lots of conditions.
///http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/12/08/doha-climate-talks-kyoto-protocol-idINDEE8B705I20121208
There is an old man in Milan/
Whose comeback may not go to plan/
Signor Bunga Bunga/
Ain’t getting no younger/
And more shit could yet hit the fan.
///http://news.sky.com/story/1022649/italys-silvio-berlusconi-says-he-will-run-for-pm
There once was a spring revolution/
That led to a draft constitution/
But Tahrir square/
Appeared not to care/
For Egypt’s new top-down solution.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20636420
