There was an old bozo named Rush
Who made a poor law student blush
He called her a slut
So ad men kicked butt
And Limbaugh was ordered to hush.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17248737
(OK, so the last line should have been “He’s now as popular with advertisers as a nasty does of thrush”, but I just couldn’t make it fit).
The British policeman or copper
Belongs to the state, as is proper
For keeping the peace
With private police
Undoubtedly must come a cropper.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/03/police-federation-vice-chairman-warning
The British policeman or copper
Belongs to the state, as is proper
For keeping the peace
With private police
Undoubtedly must come a cropper.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/03/police-federation-vice-chairman-warning
There once was a man with no shoes
Who contracted the sky thinkin’ blues
& quit as an aide
Perhaps he’s afraid
That Cameron’s going to lose.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/03/02/uk-britain-hilton-idUKTRE8211R320120302
Engelbert Humperdinck, who
Is to represent Brits in Baku
Has had the odd hit
If you go back a bit
But the last was in ’72.
Un homme qui habite Maine-et-Loire
Après having un peu trop à boire
Appeared on Streetview
(& threatens to sue)
Confusing jardin & pissoir.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/02/uk-france-google-idUSLNE82100N20120302
That tale of the nag from the force
Whose name is Raisa of course
It seems has a coda
For Cameron rode ‘er
(To flog, as it were, a dead horse).
An adviser to cops in Bahrain
Has admitted accepting champagne
From his newspaper mates
But it’s OK as Yates
Can perceive no reciprocal gain.
There was an old Monkee named Jones
Whose band aped the Beatles & Stones
A daydream believer
Become a bereaver
But music is deep in his bones.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17217161
Hope Monkees fans aren’t offended by the word “aped”, but the pun was irresistible. RIP Davy.
Google of North California
Is changing its settings, I warn ya
The EU commission
Views this with suspicion
As privacy issues get thornier.
