twitmericks

Said Donald, a consummate liar
With form as a climate denier,
Those prophets of doom
Just keep spreading gloom!
Said Greta, the world is on fire.

#DavosToday
#WEF20
#GretaThurnberg
#Trump
#WEFDavos

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American forces in space
Have suffered severe loss of face
From camouflage gear
Which some people fear
Will look, with no trees, out of place.

#spacecamo
#SpaceFarce
#SpaceForce

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A boxer was heard to insist
The action is all in the wrist –
By beating his meat
On endless repeat,
He’s practising hard with one fist.

#tysonfury
#furywilder2

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The UK PM recommends
The nation through crowdfunding spends
A cool half a million
On Big Ben’s carillion
For Brexit, or else… the bell ends!

#bigbenbongs
#BorisJohnson

https://t.co/CRa1lPqGGX

A princeling whose grandma’s the Queen
Declared: ‘We’re not into that scene’;
The palace snapped: ‘Harry,
Whoever you marry,
You can’t quit the royal machine’.

#HarryandMeghan
#PrinceHarry
#royals
#Harrymeghan

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A papal trip seemingly wrecks
Italians’ enjoyment of sex –
Libidos all wilt
From Catholic guilt
And noone for weeks even necks.

https://t.co/LVRKFBTdav

A fellow threw coins at a plane
But found he had done so in vain –
Deciding to chuck
Some money for luck,
Financially, brought only pain.

https://t.co/nVPzcADXxg

A vegan of rock and roll fame
Insists we still call him the same –
As Meat Loaf might sing,
He’ll do anything,
But he won’t do THAT with his name.

https://t.co/mQsWdiUlDF