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French Leave

Posted on January 26, 2014 by twitmericks

President Francois of France/ Has ended his former romance/ He hopes his old flame/ Won’t blacken his name/ Which seems to be taking a chance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25895263 President Francois of FranceHas ended his former romanceHe hopes his old flameWon't blacken his … Continue reading →

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Tea for Three/Thé pour Trois

Posted on January 15, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old man named Francois/ Whose image was petit bourgeois./ Perhaps for a change / He ought to arrange/ His life as a ménage à trois. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/francois-hollande-press-conference-affair https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/423410877627252737 +++ After writing this, I decided to give it a … Continue reading →

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Affairs of State

Posted on January 11, 2014 by twitmericks

President Francois Hollande/ Was spotted auprès de sa blonde*/ But nobody cares/ About such affairs/ In France, they are all gens du monde. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25681199 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/422036568027578368 *An old French song, ‘Next to my girlfriend’ the alternative title of which, believe it … Continue reading →

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Cellar’s Market

Posted on May 30, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a French President fella/ Who sold off the wine in his cellar/ He’ll have to forgo/ The vintage Bordeaux/ And offer Ms Merkel a Stella. ///http://www.aljazeera.com/video/europe/2013/05/2013530102149879224.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/340174169922756608

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Husband and Husband

Posted on May 29, 2013 by twitmericks

There once were two fellows in France/ Who after a legal advance/ Got married today/ Because, being gay/ Till now they did not have the chance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22706351 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/339783374933745664

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One Hump or Two?

Posted on April 10, 2013 by twitmericks

A camel from old Timbuktu/  Is causing a hullabaloo./  It seems someone conned/  Poor Francois Hollande/  Whose gift ended up in a stew. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22089457 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/322044628608118785

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Hollande the Grande

Posted on February 2, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow in France/ Who took a belligerent stance/ He sent in the troops/ To beat rebel groups/ Then flew in to cheer their advance. ///http://www.euronews.com/2013/02/02/president-hollande-arrives-in-mali-to-back-french-troops/ There was an old fellow in France/Who took a belligerent stance/He … Continue reading →

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Poll Position I

Posted on June 18, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an election in France/ So here’s the result at a glance/ Mr Hollande/ Won the deuxieme rond/ So the Socialists’ plan gets a chance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18487673

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Donner und Blitzen!

Posted on May 15, 2012 by twitmericks

Francois Hollande, in a plane/ Was flying in terrible rain/ It got hit by lightning/ But even more frightening/ He kept Merkel waiting in vain!  /// http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jgzIjIl4jlPqgj63CPKzfwqcyk7Q?docId=N0129801337102501046A

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Hollande Wins in France

Posted on May 6, 2012 by twitmericks

The French presidential election Has led to Sarkozy’s rejection As Francois Hollande Won the deuxieme ronde Proposing a change of direction.

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