Tag Archives: premier league

Barton the Fink Revisited

QPR man Joey Barton/ Will not be allowed to take part in/ 12 matches next season/ And not without reason/ His act up, he will have to smarten. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/23/joey-barton-12-game-ban-fa Advertisements

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Man U Mission Impossible

Ferguson & Man United/ Are starting to get quite excited/ Until the last minute/ When Man City win it/ Mancini & co now delighted. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17973148

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TTFN, AVB

A manager named AVB Was sacked by his team, CFC But the way that the Blues Sack the boss when they lose Is now getting a bit OTT.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17250464

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New roles for Scholes

United midfielder Paul Scholes/Who used to score 1 or 2 goals/Came out of retirement/To fill a requirement/And plug one of Ferguson’s holes. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/01/08/uk-soccer-england-united-scholes-idUKTRE80709620120108

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Malice in Sunderland

Sunderland boss Mr Bruce/Is out as the club cut him loose/But in real life not Wonderland/I wonder what Sunderland/Hope a new man’ll produce. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/30/steve-bruce-leaves-sunderland

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Striker on Strike

Overpaid footballer Tevez/May be jobless if Man City severs/Its ties with the berk/Whose refusal to work/Undermined all his other endeavours. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/05/carlos-tevez-refuse-kia-joorabchian?newsfeed=true

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Sky’s the Limit

Karen, the boss of a boozer/Is worried when Sky TV sues ‘er/But Europe’s top court/Says we can watch sport/Without paying Murdoch, the loser. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/oct/04/premier-league-tv-coverage?newsfeed=true

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