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Royal Advice

An old royal monarch named Brenda/ Who’s not meant to do referenda/ Said Think When You Vote/ (Or so goes the quote)/ Betraying a hidden agenda./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/14/queen-scottish-independence-voters-think-carefully-referendum-balmoral https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/511207808122224640

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Her Majesty’s in Government

There was an old queen who was able/ To sit at the Cabinet table/ She took her position/ In Dave’s coalition/ A bit to the right of Vince Cable. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9752199/Queen-receives-60-placemats-after-David-Cameron-invited-her-to-Cabinet.html There was an old queen who was able/To sit at … Continue reading

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Off With His Hook!

There was an old Queen who protested:/ “Why wasn’t Old Hooky arrested?/ If I were in power/ He’d be in the Tower/ I’d do what the other Queen Bess did!” //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19709599

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No Blasts From The Past

There was an old man in Belfast/ Whose pals were behind the odd blast/ But he and Liz shook/ So we’ll now overlook/ McGuinness’s IRA past.  /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18607911

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For them as have got – A brand new yacht

There was a Conservative clot/Who wanted – & I kid you not/At a time of recession/And general depression/To purchase the Queen a new yacht. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/15/queen-royal-yacht-diamond-jubilee-gove

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The Secret of My Succession

The Commonwealth Summit in Perth/Wants succession made more down 2 earth/Bringing gender equality/Into the polity/If one’s of UK royal birth. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15492607

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