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Providing ammunition

Posted on August 5, 2019 by twitmericks

The racist-in-chief glibly blames/ Mass shootings on video games,/ While using his role/ To block gun control/ And fan white supremacist flames./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2019/aug/05/trump-news-today-el-paso-shooting-ohio-media-politics-latest The racist-in-chief glibly blamesMass shootings on video games,While using his roleTo block gun controlAnd fan white supremacist … Continue reading →

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Way Off Target

Posted on May 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading →

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Unpresidented Climate Change

Posted on August 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The POTUS reviewed the big storm/ Which bigly exceeded the norm/ But still he denies/ What experts advise:/ We’re making our planet too warm./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/30/tropical-storm-harvey-climate-change-conservatives-donald-trump The POTUS reviewed the big stormWhich bigly exceeded the normBut still he deniesWhat experts advise:We're … Continue reading →

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Motorist Boobs

Posted on October 28, 2016 by twitmericks

A woman put under arrest/ For driving while semi-undressed/ Rear-ended a cop/ While baring her top/ To snapchat a pic of her breast./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37795008 A woman put under arrestFor driving while semi-undressedRear-ended a copWhile baring her topTo snapchat a pic … Continue reading →

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School Terror Error

Posted on September 17, 2015 by twitmericks

A boy came to school in 9th grade/ To show off a clock he had made/ This started a panic/ Because he’s Islamic/ So terror police staged a raid./// http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/sep/16/sudanse-american-boy-handcuffed-homemade-clock-school A boy came to school in 9th gradeTo show off … Continue reading →

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Texas Drugstore Massacre

Posted on July 12, 2013 by twitmericks

The guards at the senate in Texas Have tackled a feminist nexus By acting to stamp on The terrorist tampon An action that rather perplexes. ///http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/355805362722578433

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Golfer in a Hole

Posted on February 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A chap from a golf club in Kent Has rather unfairly been sent To an El Paso jail For his role in the sale Of some batteries cops say were bent. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17146487

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Plot or not?

Posted on October 16, 2011 by twitmericks

An American born in Iran/Is accused of concocting a plan/To kill an ambassador/But mates say he’s placider/Than your normal jihadi hit man. http://english.aljazeera.net/video/americas/2011/10/20111015115514112836.html

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