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Mitchell and Pleb

Posted on September 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A Tory who swore at a copper/ Is sorry for acting improper/ MP Andrew Mitchell/ Hopes that’s an act which’ll/ Prevent him from coming a cropper. ///

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Grant Shapps – He’s really Two Chaps

Posted on September 23, 2012 by twitmericks

There once were a couple of chaps/ But apparently both were Grant Shapps/ The Tory MP/ Had another ID/ He attempted to keep under wraps. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/21/grant-shapps-posed-web-guru?newsfeed=true

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A Wench named Mensch

Posted on August 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young woman named Mensch/ Who abandoned the Tory backbench/ Some fellow MPs/ Will not miss Louise/ But Cameron may feel a wrench. //// There was a young woman named Mensch/Who abandoned the Tory backbench/Some fellow MPs/Will not … Continue reading →

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Nadine Gets Mean

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Two arrogant posh little boys/ Use the trappings of office as toys/ And ignore voters’ worries/ So says Nadine Dorries/ A Tory. This Labour enjoys. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

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Grayling’s Temporary Job?

Posted on February 29, 2012 by twitmericks

Government intern Chris Grayling Whose policy’s utterly failing Blames devious Trots And anarchist plots For the fact that he isn’t prevailing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-    

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Kill Bill?

Posted on February 10, 2012 by twitmericks

The Government’s NHS Bill May shortly be put through the mill As Tory grandees Sensing DC’s unease About #Lansley, go in for the kill. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16976199

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How now, Geoffrey Howe?

Posted on December 30, 2011 by twitmericks

There once was a fellow called Howe/Told Thatcher she oughta allow/Liverpool to go under/Perhaps little wonder/He doesn’t remember that now. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/dec/30/thatcher-government-liverpool-riots-1981?intcmp=239

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No Tory Arse

Posted on November 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Tory MP Patrick Mercer/Whose comments get ever perverser/Says Cameron’s an arse/His rule is a farce/And noone since Gladstone’s been worser. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/13/tory-mp-patrick-mercer-rants-at-worst-pm-david-cameron-115875-23557437/

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Lib Dem Bones

Posted on September 20, 2011 by twitmericks

LD supporters in Birmingham/Bemoan Tory plans tho affirming’em/But as opposition/Beats this coalition/At least there is no 2nd term in’ em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/sep/20/huhne-hits-out-tory-slavering-tax-cuts

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Dorries’s Worries

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

Mid-Beds MP Nadine #Dorries/Apparently has a few worries/On advice and #abortion/They’re out of proportion/She can’t even carry the Tories. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/31/downing-street-uturn-abortion-proposals

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