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Theresa the Appeaser

Petitioners urging Theresa/ To stop being such an appeaser/ Are asking why is it/ She wants a state visit/ For such an obnoxious old geezer?/// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theresa-may-donald-trump-refugee-ban-united-kingdom_us_588e2d42e4b0b065cbbca885 Petitioners urging TheresaTo stop being such an appeaserAre asking why is itShe wants a … Continue reading

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Lunatics Take Over Asylum Policy

There was a bright orange big cheese/ Who ordered an immigrant freeze,/ As those coming from/ States US jets bomb/ Don’t qualify as refugees./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38783512 There was a bright orange big cheeseWho ordered an immigrant freeze,As those coming fromStates US … Continue reading

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Special Measures

When British Prime Minister May/ Met Trump of the U.S. of A/ He said “Our two nations/ Have special relations -/ As long as you do as we say”./// http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/donald-trump-theresa-may-news-conference/index.html When British Prime Minister MayMet Trump of the U.S. of … Continue reading

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Foggy Bottom Wipe-out

The top team at State have all quit/ One after another they split/ Preferring to jump/ Than serve under Trump,/ So Tillerson’s left in the shit./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2017/01/26/the-state-departments-entire-senior-management-team-just-resigned/?tid=ss_fb&utm_campaign=buffer&utm_content=buffercb848&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=.8e77fba5f1a8 The top team at State have all quitOne after another they splitPreferring to … Continue reading

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Little Big Man

The President wants a big wall/ Gigantic and massive and tall/ Along a vast border/ But signed his huge order/ With hands inexplicably small./// http://www.ibtimes.co.in/donald-trump-moves-ahead-mexico-wall-puts-stamp-us-immigration-security-policy-713632 The President wants a big wallGigantic and massive and tallAlong a vast borderBut signed his … Continue reading

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Tell No Alternative Facts

The POTUS’s press team reacts/ To unwelcome truth that detracts/ From his greater glories/ With fictional stories,/ Rebranded ‘alternative facts’./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-kellyanne-conway-adviser-lies-alternative-facts-merriam-webster-dictionary-social-media-a7540956.html The POTUS's press team reactsTo unwelcome truth that detractsFrom his greater gloriesWith fictional stories,Rebranded alternative facts. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Dump Trump

All over the world, east and west The anti-Trump people protest Events led by women Who didn’t want him in Show bigly who marches the best. All over the world, east and westThe anti-Trump people protestEvents led by womenWho didn't … Continue reading

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Bye Bye Barack

There was an old man named Barack/ The first US Prez who was black/ A fellow respected,/ And with Trump elected/ One many would kinda like back./// There was an old man named BarackThe first US Prez who was blackA … Continue reading

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Hocus Potus

A man who divided a nation/ Is due for his inauguration/ So Hail to the Chief/ Or wail in your grief/ Then go on a mass demonstration./// A man who divided a nationIs due for his inaugurationSo Hail to the … Continue reading

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Golden Touch

A fellow of riches untold/ Who frolicks in showers of gold/ Talked plain on the stump./ Hail President Trump/ The Man Whom the World was Missold./// A fellow of riches untoldWho frolicks in showers of goldTalked plain on the stumpHail … Continue reading

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