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Mitt Throws Punch

Posted on March 3, 2016 by twitmericks

A former contender named Mitt/ Condemns Donald Trump as unfit:/ A fraud and a phony/ Who peddles baloney,/ Dishonest, mysogynist shit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35717888 A former contender named MittCondemns Donald #Trump as unfit:A fraud and a phonyWho peddles baloney,Dishonest, mysogynist shit.#Romney — … Continue reading →

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God Hates Walls

Posted on February 19, 2016 by twitmericks

Republican wannabe Trump/ Likes using his faith on the stump/ The Pope says it’s balls/ Because God hates walls/ So now Donald’s taken the hump./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/18/politics/pope-francis-trump-christian-wall/ Republican wannabe TrumpLikes using his faith on the stumpThe Pope says it's ballsBecause God … Continue reading →

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Magic Carpet-bombing

Posted on December 19, 2015 by twitmericks

The terrorist state Agrabah/ Provokes Uncle Sam way too far./ We must stop Aladdin/ Fomenting jihad in/ This fictional city’s bazaar./// http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump The terrorist state AgrabahProvokes Uncle Sam way too far.We must stop AladdinFomenting jihad inThis fictional city's bazaar. — … Continue reading →

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A Doctor Writes…

Posted on December 15, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican Donald’s physician/ Said: “Trump is in A1 condition,/ Of excellent health/ And also great wealth,/ (Which helped to decide my position)”./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/14/doctor-donald-trump-strength-stamina-extraordinary/77302000/ Republican Donald's physicianSaid: Trump is in A1 condition,Of excellent healthAnd also great wealth,Which helped to decide my … Continue reading →

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Bottom Trumps

Posted on December 10, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican candidate Trump/ Discovered when out on the stump/ Instead of fine words/ His mouth produced turds/ As Donald spoke out of his rump./// Republican candidate TrumpDiscovered when out on the stumpInstead of fine wordsHis mouth produced turdsAs Donald spoke … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Lead Bleeds Away

Posted on August 10, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican wannabe Trump/ Finds backers are taking the hump/ Because the old bleeder/ Who wants to be leader/ Persistently speaks from his rump./// http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/08/donald-trump-roger-stone-megyn-kelly Republican wannabe TrumpFinds backers are taking the humpBecause the old bleederWho wants to be leaderPersistently speaks … Continue reading →

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Rich Pitch

Posted on June 17, 2015 by twitmericks

The toupeed tycoon Donald Trump Has outlined his pitch on the stump: I’m a billionaire From my platinum hair Right down to my gold-plated rump. ///http://www.wsj.com/video/highlights-from-donald-trump-campaign-announcement/FFA6C054-D049-4BDA-AA5B-A73E63C593F0.html The toupeed tycoon Donald TrumpWho plans to go out on the stumpIs a billionaireFrom … Continue reading →

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