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Godfrey’s Bloomers

Posted on September 20, 2013 by twitmericks

An old UKIP duffer called Bloom/ Made Farage and company fume,/ The maverick klutz/ Describing as sluts/ The women all round in the room. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/sep/20/nigel-farage-godfrey-bloom-sluts-ukip https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/381098356669313024

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Board Games

Posted on August 15, 2013 by twitmericks

An old UKIP man, Stuart Wheeler/ Who sees himself as a plain dealer/ Insists chess & poker/ Show what makes a bloke a/ Superior boss to a Sheila. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23710890 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368089032150241281  

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Bloom’s Bloomer

Posted on August 7, 2013 by twitmericks

The mythical land Bongo Bongo/ Was used by an old UKIP drongo/ Discoursing on aid/ But now Bloom’s dismayed/ As UKIP has said it was wrongo. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/07/ukip-godfrey-bloom-bongo-bongo-land https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365093578353033217

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Farage Farrago

Posted on May 17, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a top UKIP chief/ Whose Scottish campaign came to grief/ Farage had to scrub/ His gig in a pub/ As coppers provided relief. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22566183https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335344736892235777  

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Fear and Loathing in Westminster

Posted on February 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Tory MPs who disparage/ The government bill on gay marriage/ In votes & in tweets/ Must worry their seats/ Will be pinched by that nice Mr Farage*. ////*Yes, I know it’s pronounced to rhyme with garaaage. But I say that … Continue reading →

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In Out, Shake it all About

Posted on January 23, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM known as David/ On Europe his policy wavered/ He said to end doubt/ He’d ask “In or Out”/ (As soon as he knew which he favoured). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21148282 There was a PM known as David/On Europe his … Continue reading →

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Making Plans for Nigel

Posted on November 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Nationalist Nigel Farage/ Rejected a Tory ménage/ When asked if he’d side/ With the Cons, he implied/ That he’d sooner take part in the hajj. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/its-war-nigel-farage-flatly-rejects-call-from-senior-tory-for-ukip-and-conservative-eu-pact-at-the-general-election-8349014.html

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